TWISTER!

There's nothing like a tornado to create a family bonding moment.  The whole fam is cuddling in the basement listening to the weather reporters repeat (with high drama) the warnings and instructions on where you should take cover.  John Loux is out with his new truck chasing the tornado.  Randy is laughing so hard he is crying while he twitters away.  

New report "Funnel cloud at 119th and State Line".  Boy, that's getting close.  

Ma, I hope yer in yer basement!